It's My Dick In A Box

In Big dicks, Asian Men, i was partly confused. I thought that this play was just the first page. But when i turned the page, i was like what is this story? Because there wasn't a title. In the part where the woman accuses a man of selling her a counterfeit bag. The police officers put some men in a lineup, and apparently there is no suspect. The first man has a British accent, and he has had this accent since he was 12, when he watched a James Bond movie. He was upset because he didn't have an Asian role models growing up in movies, until Jason Scott Lee showed up. Asian men didn't get laid because he "didn't stink enough." This reminded me of when Marshall did his spoken word wearing an Asian Pornstar shirt. He talked about "is bigger really better" and talked about the integra is really small, and the big american cars are gaz-guzzling. i really agree with that. Toyota and Honda are the leading car-companies. Chevy and GMC right now are sinking in this economy. I think its doesn't matter about size, it's how you use it. I know how everyone always thinks size matters. But it really doesn't. I remember this one personal story my brother told me about this guy in his class. Apparently the guy drank a lot of squirt everyday, because he heard that it makes his private parts bigger. In our society right now, everyone is getting enhancements: male or female. Women think its more attractive if they have bigger boobs, and that is the only way they will be able to get husbands. Because the first thing that see is their appearance, and not their personality. For men, it's simply a confidence booster. It's what differentiates them from the other males. Everyone looks the same in clothes, but once the take off their clothes, you see this huge anaconda. Now I think some people have way too much confidence, and may come off as quite arrogant. I hate those people.

Is bigger really better?

Makes Me Wonder

While reading R.A.W by Diana Son. I was really shocked and speechless. These women are so blatant about their feelings. I've never heard this line before in a literary piece before, " Who'll have dinner on the table and dessert between my legs. Who will give him the blowjob of his life." Maybe it's the fact that I've been so sheltered and that I haven't been able to experience these things before. Also i really liked the fact that there were many different stories within one literary piece. There's the korean girl, whose parents wouldn't let her american boyfriend, Paul, eat any of their ethnic food. There's the queer asian girl, which everything thinks is really cute. But no one would in their wildest dreams, think that she was a lesbian. Then there's the "we were not a classic Korean couple." They were together for a while, but then when he said he loved her in korean "sarang-hae", she didn't say anything back. She couldn't say it because "how could [she] use words that had no meaning to me to say what I knew in my heart." I understand how she feels though. My ex-boyfriend was viet, and when i told him that i loved him, i said it in english. I couldn't bear to say it in viet, because somehow it wouldn't feel the same to me. I would simply just feel like an imposter.

Walkin' On The Moon

After reading Safe Space by Brenden Varma, i was utterly confused. The name of the group is G.A.Y.W.A.D Gay Alientated Youths Who Are Desi. While i was reading this play, i was so confused about what desi meant. I kept thinking that it meant half of something. or maybe that's demi. Hmm...something like that. Finally in the end, through context, i finally realized that it meant Indian. The most annoying character in this play was probably Vikram. Why is he so nosy? Most of the members of this group has never set foot in India except for Gilbert, Vish, and Nausheen. Vikram was super rude towards Gilbert just because he was white. This reminds me of Party in the USA-Miley Cyrus. She wears cowboy boots instead of stilettos, and she "didn't get the memo." Gilbert didn't get the memo that he wasn't allowed in this meeting. Because in fact is of Indian descent. I thought it was hilarious when Neal just flat out said to Vikram "Oh, um, I actually just have one." Vikram: "Nonsense. I happen to know quite a few investment bankers. And I know they never just carry one business card." Neal: "Okay, you're right. I just don't want to give you one, Bye everyone." HAHAH owned. :] What gives Vikram the right to act this way though? Is it because he feels like hes the shit? Or maybe he feels like he's the one most comfortable with his sexuality. It puzzled me exceedingly when Vikram said "After all, where would desis be without their traditions?" Where would any culture be without their tradition? I understand that sometimes it may seem too outdated, and that only the old generation follows these traditions. But if the newer generation doesn't follow these traditions, the tradition itself will die off. Where would we be? What would we be? How would society differ if we didn't have traditions?

Christmas just died.

You Remind Me Of A Girl I Once Knew

I can just imagine Rene saying to his wife, "Baby it's not what you think, she's a man!" That was taken from White Chicks. I wonder how Rene could have went all of those years not knowing that Song was indeed a man. Was Rene simply confused about his sexual orientation? Maybe Rene purposefully imagined Song as a woman, when he knew that he was a man. So he wouldn't have to own up to the truth, and could just live blissfully in his imagination. Sick. This reminds me of the movie "A Beautiful Mind", Russell Crowe played a schizophrenic character. He kept on imagining his friends, and kept thinking that they were real. Through treatment and the love of his wife, he recovered and went back to teaching. I think that Rene would have figured out that Song was a man, if Rene just got help. They also say that "love is blind", and you can see in this play, that it takes on a hilarious interpretation. Love makes you oversee certain things, like little pet peeves, their slopiness, etc. But to oversee a penis? That's the epitome of a male, that is what deferentiates a male from a female. And how can you not see that Song had one after 20 years? Surely Rene must have brushed up on it once, or realized that Song had an adam's apple, or something like that. What makes us overlook things? Is is in our subconcious? When we stop thinking logically, our subconscious takes over. And in Rene's case, he just goes on this whirlwind ride. Those french people. Haha I kid :]

It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green

You know what pisses me off? The fact that Butterfly got bought for only 100 Yen. This is the equilivant of 66 cents. Wow nowadays you can barely buy anything for less than a dollar. The local prostitutes even rejected Pinkerton. If the prostitutes don't want him, why would you? And they just have to sleep with him once, she has to be married to him for life. LIFE is a really long time, and what exactly can happen in that lifetime? I don't understand how she can be so devoted to him, yet he treats her so bad. I guess it is true, that women do want men to treat them horribly. Because if a guy treats us well, we just think he is a "nice guy", boring, and just put them on the friend list. We are not even remotely interested in them. What is it about the bad guys that attract us so much? Is it the fact that they can hold our attention and intrigue us? Or is it that certain air of mystery oozing from their very pores? I think that women like to play this little game, because it is much more fun and interesting. We like our minds to be constantly stimulated, and we try to read the guy but to no avail.

why are women so messed up?

Yellow Face. 

this is the term in which caucasians used to paint their faces with makeup in order to portray an asian. Why not just let an asian play the role themselves? Oh yes, now i remember why. We were too busy building your railroads, tailoring your clothes, being the pencil pushers in the back of banks. We were too busy trying to make a life for ourselves and our families. I'm sorry that we can't AFFORD to waste time by being in a play. I'm sorry that we have to feed our families. I'm sorry that i have to constantly work, and have no time for myself.

yeah I'm real sorry. 

Well Well, we meet again young grasshopper. It quite astonishes me why people like Madame Butterfly. But i do like how David Henry Hwang shook the foundation. When M. Butterfly first came out, everyone went to go see it thinking it was just the opera in play format aka without music. HAH! those people were for in quite a surprise.