Saturday, November 14, 2009

It's My Dick In A Box

In Big dicks, Asian Men, i was partly confused. I thought that this play was just the first page. But when i turned the page, i was like what is this story? Because there wasn't a title. In the part where the woman accuses a man of selling her a counterfeit bag. The police officers put some men in a lineup, and apparently there is no suspect. The first man has a British accent, and he has had this accent since he was 12, when he watched a James Bond movie. He was upset because he didn't have an Asian role models growing up in movies, until Jason Scott Lee showed up. Asian men didn't get laid because he "didn't stink enough." This reminded me of when Marshall did his spoken word wearing an Asian Pornstar shirt. He talked about "is bigger really better" and talked about the integra is really small, and the big american cars are gaz-guzzling. i really agree with that. Toyota and Honda are the leading car-companies. Chevy and GMC right now are sinking in this economy. I think its doesn't matter about size, it's how you use it. I know how everyone always thinks size matters. But it really doesn't. I remember this one personal story my brother told me about this guy in his class. Apparently the guy drank a lot of squirt everyday, because he heard that it makes his private parts bigger. In our society right now, everyone is getting enhancements: male or female. Women think its more attractive if they have bigger boobs, and that is the only way they will be able to get husbands. Because the first thing that see is their appearance, and not their personality. For men, it's simply a confidence booster. It's what differentiates them from the other males. Everyone looks the same in clothes, but once the take off their clothes, you see this huge anaconda. Now I think some people have way too much confidence, and may come off as quite arrogant. I hate those people.

Is bigger really better?

2 comments:

  1. lol I haven't read this play script yet...

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  2. lol u have a dicK!? is the first thing I wanted to say..

    and 2ndly..yeah..the story is pretty cool even tho its all seperate from each other @.@

    BIGGER isnt better, its HOW you USE it ;]

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